Statheads evaluate fucking everything except for what actually happens on the field. They keep waiting for Milton Bradley’s mean reversion as if it’s a statistical certainty.
They’re not ’seeing’ what’s happening. Milty’s eye is as good as ever. He lays off some really borderline balls that a lot of guys would swing at. [...]
Archive for June, 2009
Use Your Fucking Eyes, StatFucks
June 28, 2009Hey StatFucks, Let’s Play ‘Livan Vs. Harden’!
June 21, 2009I’ve taken endless abuse from idiot faggot statfucks over the following:
1) I believe defense is very significant for a baseball team.
2) I believe baserunning is very significant for a baseball team.
3) I believe that leaky catchers really hurt a baseball team.
4) I believe, er, I know for a fact and have observed, the Cubs have [...]
Hilarious
June 18, 2009Why would a pitcher ever throw a pitch inside to Soriano? The guy only has the quickest bat on Earth. Instead, If you throw the ball so far outside that it lands in the visiting dugout, he’ll still swing at it… and miss.
I didn’t see today’s game and only watched the quick [...]
A Big Gay Post By Big Fag Mike
June 11, 2009Here’s a post dedicated to the ‘white moral police’, hypocritical idiots of the world. Read this and get it through your fucking heads:
Mike has nothing against homosexuals. Mike calls straight guys ‘faggots’.
Is this that difficult to comprehend? For my gay readers, the only one I called ‘fag’ was some ‘Big [...]
Catchers – An Ode To My Dumbfuck Enemies
June 1, 2009————— CERA ~ CS% ~ WP+PB/G ~ OPS when hitting
Geo Soto – 4.60 ~ 18.8% ~ .426 ~ .608
Koyie Hill – 3.35 ~ 40.0% ~ .491 ~ .863
Our pitching staff is over a run per game better [...]