The Brewers Sign Jason Kendall

This is a definite upgrade from Johnny Estrada so the Brewers haven’t hurt themselves as badly as some think. See, the thing is… if the Cubs had signed Kendall prior to 2007, I’d have been happy. He’s not the worst catcher in the world, but catchers need time to get to know [...]

A Sad Day For America

It’s 1998… and Barry Bonds is getting sick of watching mediocre players make his numbers look average. He’s especially peeved that two players who aren’t even close to his equal… are dwarfing his numbers. Sammy Sosa is nowhere near the player Barry Bonds is. Never has been, never will. [...]

Managers of the Year? Both Lousy Backup Catchers…

Boy, what a surprise… our two managers of the year are Eric Wedge and Bob Melvin. Both of them were backup catchers who produced .233 batting averages in the bigs.
But thanks to the dumbfucks in Cubs blog land… we’ve learned this year that catchers are pretty much irrelevant. They’re overrated and [...]

What’s All The Confusion With This Trade?

I can’t believe that with the endless amount of blog chatter out there about this deal… that no one even understands its two basic functions.
For one, get the fuck rid of Jacque Jones. I don’t want to hear about his great second half two seasons ago or his great second half this past [...]

What’s Next In This World?

I guess dumb hicks are revelling in their mullet IQ’s and pronouncing Raul Ibanez a righty at the plate?
Maddog, since you’re taking orders like a good little GOP yes man, a Bush/war loving hick… at least get it right… and make ‘Dumb Hicks Talking Shit’ the title of the blog as I [...]

For The Bears Fans Out There…

I say that next time Cedric Benson opens his mouth… we all say two words to him… Adrian Peterson. And I don’t want to hear about a vaunted offensive line of the Minnesota Vikings.